My girlfriend just pulled on my goalie?

i told her not too, then all of a sudden a splooge of sticky projectiled into her hair. She had to go to school, as this occured during lunchbreak, and had no time to shower. It looks fairly bad as it looks like some noob just doused her in zig-zags of mayonaise. Regardless of how I think she looks, will other people notice this as much as I do? It all happened so fast, my goalie decided he wanted to appear to the higher order, and she reached down and pulled the poor fellow. Anyways I think i'm just paranoid, someone help calm my nerves down.